It’s a long-standing holiday tradition in my family to watch both of the Thanksgivings games. The second game is currently paused on the DVR to give me time to write this adventure hook.

Four factions have invaded the PCs town. Packers from the northeast have shown up and are attempting to pack up and move everyone to a different location. Meanwhile, Raiders from the land to the west have arrived and are attempting to steal everything in sight. While all this is going on, Lions from the north are attempting to devour everyone in sight (but not doing a very good job of it). There is some good news. The local Cowboys guild have banded together with the PCs to put a stop to all of this mayhem.

Who brought these four strange factions into town at the same time. Is it some strange plot of the sorcerer, Goodell, who lives in the frozen wastes of the Northern Frozen Lands (NFL for you slow people) or is some other strange plot afoot?